Monday, March 3, 2008

"Hold on to your f'ing hat..."

After so much serious talk, I just thought I'd pass on something that gave me a great laugh. It was a skit that was on Saturday Night Live last week, and I know all you ladies will appreciate it. It's a spoof on all those stupid birth control commercials that tout how you will hardly ever have a period when you use their birth control pill. Considering all I've gone through this last year, I related and had a good laugh! Tina Fey rocks!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29020099

You don't need a Myspace account to view the video by the way.

Speaking of periods, mine has finally come. It wasn't really a "hold on to your hat" situation. Frankly I was really surprised. Since the IUD removal, I have had several "mini-periods", where I would bleed for 1-2 hours and then it would stop and not happen again for a few days. Some might call that spotting, but I say if you have to use a tampon and it's more than half "used", then it's a mini-period. On Saturday I was experiencing more of the same, and thought that it would just go away. Well, no, it's back and quite heavy. It's pretty non-eventful, no cramps, no mood swings, and no bloating, so that's good. I'm mainly all thumbs because I haven't had a period for a year, so it's weird getting used to it.

All in all, it's a good thing. Having a period is a natural and normal thing, and I am pleased that my body is working itself out and trying to get in a normal synch again. As funny as that Tina Fey video is, it has a ring of truth to it. Not having a period really wacks you out. I'd much rather deal with it than not.

I suppose I am a little less bummed out about my weight. My stomach seems to bloat and unbloat at a moment's notice. My husband has been telling me that I've lost weight, but since he is a wonderful person, I just assumed he was being nice and saying the things he is supposed to say. However, my aunt saw me today for the first time since my Mirena removal and said, "Oh my gosh, you've really lost weight!" I suppose there is something to it, although the weight has come off on weird places like my arms and ankles. The waistband of my pants is still so tight.

Other than that, I am feeling great. I have felt so mellow since the IUD removal. I haven't had those gnarly mood swings, and the mood around the house is so much more relaxed. My sex life is back, and that has me in an even better mood!

I hope you ladies are having a good week. Keep posting, and to those of you who have gotten your IUDs removed, please keep us posted on how things are going.

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sharon bella said...

I was haven herpes 2 on my private part. I have had them for about 2 and a bit years. I am so scared what my mates are going to says if there should fined out i have herpes on my private part and due to the virus my girlfriend broke up with me. I have been to the Doctors 9 times to get it treated. They all come back. I have been using Tee Tree Oil and Wartner (You freeze them at home) and they seem to be keeping the smaller herpes small but they can't seem to treat the larger ones. They don't get any bigger, but then they can't shrink as much. They get smaller a little part at a time. At least they are getting smaller! As soon as I see a new herpes appearing, then I treat it. At the moment I have been using Tee Tree twice a week and then using Wartner every 2 weeks. I was wondering if there was any other information about how to get rid of it. I am only a teenager and I hate it most when it get pi-chins me to scratch it, it get sweets when scratching it most times! I want to get rid of it so bad! DR.OBA website has been a huge help and has helped me realize a lot more about me and my family of genital herpes! so that was when i switch for natural remedy to see if there could be any help by herbal remedy, i search and i saw a great posts by Sarah devise adebayo ehijactor and shanttel Merritt on about the great herbal doctor that get them rid of there disease infection. and this great herbal doctor was called DR.OBA so that was when i contacted him for my own treatment and he prepared me some herbs which i takes for some couples of days, and i take it as he says before i am to no me and my family was perfectly cure for it and never experience it again. please friends if you have herpes virus and you really wants to get rid of it, please contact this great DR.OBA for herbal treatment and you will get rid of it. EMAIL. drobaspellhome902@gmail.com

cell phone contact +2348154692747
his whatsapp contact is +2348154692747


THANK TO YOU ALL FOR YOUR TIME OF READY MY TESTIMONY AND MOST ESPECIALLY YOU DR. OBA I PRAY TO GOD TO NEVER LET ME AND MY FAMILY FORGET YOU IN OUR LIFE'S

Mary Hanson said...

Thank you Dr. Okuns, your herbal medicine is a good remedy for herpes cure, and Removing Warts! You can contact Dr. Okuns via E-mail: herbal.home247@yahoo.com for any types of diseases solutions or WhatsApp him on: +2348078467513

My name is Mary Hanson, am from United State. I want the general public
to know how this great man called Dr. Okuns cure me and my sister from GENITAL HERPES with the herbal medicine gotten from him, he cures other diseases too like STD, SYPHILIS, My own was worst I have suffered for Human papilloma virus HPV) for 2years he cure me too, herbal is a great medication. he have a medicine that is 100% percent assured to cure any type of disease and you don't need to spend so much money anymore . I want you to contact Dr. Okuns on: herbal.home247@yahoo.com My family is now a brand new one, so stop your worries and go get your herbal medicine now to get your family free from deadly disease. Once again thanks to Dr. Okuns you can contact him now via phone number: +2348078467513 or email him on: herbal.home247@yahoo.com

sharon bella said...

I was haven herpes 2 on my private part. I have had them for about 2 and a bit years. I am so scared what my mates are going to says if there should fined out i have herpes on my private part and due to the virus my girlfriend broke up with me. I have been to the Doctors 9 times to get it treated. They all come back. I have been using Tee Tree Oil and Wartner (You freeze them at home) and they seem to be keeping the smaller herpes small but they can't seem to treat the larger ones. They don't get any bigger, but then they can't shrink as much. They get smaller a little part at a time. At least they are getting smaller! As soon as I see a new herpes appearing, then I treat it. At the moment I have been using Tee Tree twice a week and then using Wartner every 2 weeks. I was wondering if there was any other information about how to get rid of it. I am only a teenager and I hate it most when it get pi-chins me to scratch it, it get sweets when scratching it most times! I want to get rid of it so bad! DR.OBA website has been a huge help and has helped me realize a lot more about me and my family of genital herpes! so that was when i switch for natural remedy to see if there could be any help by herbal remedy, i search and i saw a great posts by Sarah devise adebayo ehijactor and shanttel Merritt on about the great herbal doctor that get them rid of there disease infection. and this great herbal doctor was called DR.OBA so that was when i contacted him for my own treatment and he prepared me some herbs which i takes for some couples of days, and i take it as he says before i am to no me and my family was perfectly cure for it and never experience it again. please friends if you have herpes virus and you really wants to get rid of it, please contact this great DR.OBA for herbal treatment and you will get rid of it. EMAIL. drobaspellhome902@gmail.com

cell phone contact +2348154692747
his whatsapp contact is +2348154692747


THANK TO YOU ALL FOR YOUR TIME OF READY MY TESTIMONY AND MOST ESPECIALLY YOU DR. OBA I PRAY TO GOD TO NEVER LET ME AND MY FAMILY FORGET YOU IN OUR LIFE'S

tonia said...

Hello everyone, please help me thank this great woman called Prophet Rita for what she has done for me. i am so happy writing this testimony. My name is Tonia Adams from UK. i was barren for 6 years , i was so frustrated because my husband lost hope on me and my mother in-law too. she was like, "You have to take another wife because she is like a man ". i never lost hope, i kept praying until my husband finally pushed me out of the house ,i was alone in the street at night when i met my friend who took me home and advised me and gave me an email address ( prophetritaspelltemple@gmail.com ) to contact, that the prophet was a good one, he has helped a lot of people with similar and different problems and he would also help me out and i will have a child and i will conceive . i had no other choice and i contacted him and he told me what to do and in few weeks, i conceived and told my husband. at first he didn't believe, he thought i was just trying to use that excuse to come home but we went for test and the result was positive. we are now happily living with a child(boy) and my husband has showed me more care and love than ever. all thanks to prophet Rita who helped me with her spell and medications. if you are facing any problems similar to mine, please contact her today on her email ( prophetritaspelltemple@gmail.com ) or her contact number +2348114498994 and also share in this wonderful testimony.

philps goodman said...

Hello, i'm Philps Goodman and am giving a testimony about Dr.Akpan the great herbal doctor, he has the cure to all manner of diseases, he cured my herpes simplex virus, though I went through different website I saw different testimonies about different spell casters and herbalist, I was like: 'Many people have the herpes simplex virus cure why are people still suffering from it?' I thought of it, then I contact Dr.Akpan email, I didn't believe him that much, I just wanted to give him a try, he replied my mail and Needed some Information about me, then I sent them to him, he prepared it (CURE) and sent it through Courier Service for delivery, he gave my details to the Courier Office, they told me that 3-5 days I will receive the package and i took the medicine as prescribed by him and I went for check-up 1 week after finishing the medicine, I was tested herpes simplex virus negative, if you are herpes simplex virus patient, do me a favor for you to contact him and he will do his best to make sure you get cured, when you contact him, make sure you tell him that I referenced you.. akpanherbalhelp@gmail.com or you may call or whatsApp him for directives via +2348143502763 and all your health problem will be okay for a better life. You can still search the Google to know more of his product!! https://naturalherbalremedyblog.wordpress.com

Unknown said...

I got my Mirena placed a little over a week ago. One of the most painful experiences of my life, there were tears running down my face, I thought I would pass out, and I had to lie there for about half an hour before I felt stable enough to move. I then had horrible cramps for the next few days. They now come and go, but have remained present in some form since insertion. I immediately noticed sleeping problems, but chalked it up to my slight insomnia, and cramping. For example, I woke up at 6:30am for work today. It's now 2:00am,and guess who's still wide awake? The biggest complaint I have, however, is what made me search for the warning signs and side effects of the Mirena. I ITCH like crazy! There's a bump on the left side of my back that won't go away, and it's accompanied by a deep tingling itch that won't stop. My left lower belly also tingles and itches like crazy. Random breast, arm, leg and face itching are fun little surprises too. Benadryl, hydrocortisone cream, none of it helps. It did actually occur to me that my body is reacting to the insertion, as all of this started when that happened. Needless to say, I'll be calling my OBGYN Monday to fill her in on all of these side effects, and get this horrible thing removed! I just pray it doesn't hurt as bad coming out as it did going in. 🙁🙁

Thibaut Louis Sydney said...

This is real take it serious, who will believe that a herb can cure herpes, i navel believe that this will work i have spend a lot when getting drugs from the hospital to keep me healthy, what i was waiting for is death because i was broke, one day i hard about this great man who is well know of HIV and cancer cure, i decided to email him, unknowingly to me that this will be the end of the herpes in my body, he prepare the herb for me, and give me instruction on how to take it, at the end of the one month, he told me to go to the hospital for a check up, and i went, surprisingly after the test the doctor confirm me negative, i thought it was a joke, i went to other hospital was also negative, then i took my friend who was also herpes positive to the Dr Agumagu, after the treatment she was also confirm negative . He also have the herb to cure cancer. please i want every one with this virus to be free, that is why am dropping his email address, agumaguspelltemple@gmail.com or agumaguspelltemple@outlook.com do email him he is a great man. the government is also interested in this DR, thank you for saving my life, and I promise I will always testify for your good work.call his number or whatsapp +233200116937

morgan said...

Hello, I am testifying about Dr. Idahosa the
Great herbalist, who has the cure for all diseases, who cured me from
HSV disease, even if I have included it, went through the different website seen
Different testimonials about different herbalists that was like, “many people
It has the cure of HSV because people continue to suffer its consequences ”
I thought about it, so I got in touch with Dr. Idahosa by email
I do not think much, I just wanted to give it a try, he replied.
Mail and you need some information for me, then I sent you, you prepared
Cured and shipped via UPS courier, I was told it would take 3-4 days
Before receiving the package, 3 days later I received the package and started
Take the medications prescribed by him after 7 days of taking
Medication, I went to a test, I tried the HSV NEGATIVE.
I give thanks to my faithful God. IF YOU ARE NEEDED You will be healed, put it yourself
Contact Dr. Idahosa in whats-app . or call +2347033330164, email it
(hsvnaturalremedyclinic@gmail.com
(THIS TYPE OF DISEASES DOCTOR KEN SPECIALIZED IN)
{1} HIV / AIDS
{2 CANCER
{3} HERPES
{4} DIABETES
(5) HEPATITIS B & C
(6 HPV
(7) V.B
(8) HERBAL PREGNANCY MEDICINE

Nancy Davis said...

CURE FOR HERPES
I was haven herpes 2 on my private part. I have had them for about 2 and a bit years. I am so scared what my mates are going to says if there should fined out i have herpes on my private part and due to the virus my girlfriend broke up with me. I have been to the Doctors 9 times to get it treated. They all come back. I have been using Tee Tree Oil and Wartner (You freeze them at home) and they seem to be keeping the smaller herpes small but they can't seem to treat the larger ones. They don't get any bigger, but then they can't shrink as much. They get smaller a little part at a time. At least they are getting smaller! As soon as I see a new herpes appearing, then I treat it. At the moment I have been using Tee Tree twice a week and then using Wartner every 2 weeks. I was wondering if there was any other information about how to get rid of it. I am only a teenager and I hate it most when it get pi-chins me to scratch it, it get sweets when scratching it most times! I want to get rid of it so bad! DR.OKEYTO website has been a huge help and has helped me realize a lot more about me and my family of genital herpes! so that was when i switch for natural remedy to see if there could be any help by herbal remedy, i search and i saw a great posts by Sarah devise adebayo ehijactor and shanttel Merritt on about the great herbal doctor that get them rid of there disease infection. and this great herbal doctor was called DR.OKEYTO so that was when i contacted him for my own treatment and he prepared me some herbs which i takes for some couples of days, and i take it as he says before i am to no me and my family was perfectly cure for it and never experience it again. please friends if you have herpes virus and you really wants to get rid of it, please contact this great DR.OKEYTO for herbal treatment and will help you get rid of it permanently I really appreciate his efforts on my life contact him now on his mail [dr.okeytoherbalcure@gmail.com]. or..his Facebook page https://web.facebook.com/Drokeyto-help-care-1769862086588278/?skip_nax_wizard=true ../...or call +2349050141440/whatsapp for any kind of disease problem

Tiffani said...

Hello everyone. I too, had a ton of complications with Mirena. I had it placed in april of 2015. 2 weeks after insertion I got my first ever yeast infection. I freaked out because I had never had one before (was 29) at the time, but I just blamed it on something foreign being in my body. A couple months later, I got another infection back to back, and went to my doc and got diflucan of course. The cycle repeats. Since April of 2015, i've had 20 - 25 yeast infections. Ive been tested for diabetes and they're never B.V. . The doctors never listen to you when you tell them you think it's the Mirena. There hasnt been enough studies for them to say that it does cause certain health problems. I finally gave up the fight and had it removed last week and opted for the pill instead. I feel better knowing that it's gone but now I have the massive blood clots so I'm hoping this is the last hurdle with this horrible birth control option.

Mary Hanson said...

REAL CURE FOR GENITAL HERPES, HIV/AIDS, CANCER, DIABETES, HEPATITIS B, VAGINAL AND ITCHING BURNING, WITH PROVE..

THE ONLY TRUE HERBALIST MAN WITH TEST RESULTS(PROVE) OF PEOPLE HE HAVE CURED OF MANY INFECTIONS AND DISEASES, AFTER CONTACTING 3 HERBALIST ONLINE, BUT ONLY HIM COULD CURE ME OF 2 YEARS GENITAL HERPES...HE IS REAL AND GENUINE. HIS PHONE NUMBER IS: +2348078467513 AND THIS IS HIS EMAIL: herbal.home247@yahoo.com

I am Grace Clark by names from USA, I was diagnosed of herpes in 2015 and I tried all possible means to get cure but all to no avail until i saw a post in a health forum about herbal doctor called DR. OKUNS who prepare Herbal Medicine to cure all kind of diseases including herpes virus, at first i doubted if it was real, but i decided to give it a try, when i contact this herbal doctor via his email i bought the herpes herbal medicine from him and received it through DHL within 3 days and used it as prescribed, i tested negative within 2 weeks of usage. you can contact him via E-mail: herbal.home247@yahoo.com for any types of diseases solutions or WhatsApp/call him on: +2348078467513

Lynne Anderson said...

Herpes Virus cure with the help of natural herbal medication for herpes and Human Papilloma Virus cure do contact Dr Uyi for help and for any other disease [ SICKNESS ] for solution.

Herpes and HPV being Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) can severely restrict one’s social and love life. Many people suffering from these conditions choose to remain silent, thus living a life filled completely with loneliness and frustration. But life isn’t over yet. You can not only find support with millions of other people with the same condition. I bring to you good news that can get you a permanent cure through real and effective herbal cure. He cured me and could cure you too, contact Dr Uyi via his email: uyiherbalmedicationcenter@gmail.com call or whatsAPP Him with this number: +2348077199766.

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Alex Paul Fliks said...

It’s obvious some patients with HIV/CANCER are been enslaved to the antiviral and other supplementary Orthodox medicine just to help suppress the virus and not a cure. I have been with the virus since 2012 until I was introduce by a blogger who also narrated her story online on how she was cured of Genital Herpes after using Dr ATAKUMA's Herbal Medicine. This is a year and 2 weeks since I was delivered from Herpes. All thanks to God for using this Great herbalist to heal me. I have promise to keep telling good about Dr ATAKUMA. Please fill free to share Your problems with him and don’t forget to tell him I did refer you to Him. Thanks. Write him on mail dr.atakumaoracle@outlook.com or whats app him on +2347064693371 or write me directly for more info alexenderpaulfliks@gmail.com

johnson12 said...


TESTIMONY OF HOW I GOT CURED FROM vaginal odor[with Herbal Traditional medicine]

Hello Everyone out there,I am here to give my testimony about a Herbalist doctor called DR OGIEVA who helped me in my life. I had vaginal odor in 2016, i went to many hospitals for cure but there was no solution, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that my body can be okay. One day I was in the river side thinking where I can go to get solution. so a lady walked to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to her telling her my problem, she told me that she can help me out, she introduce me to a doctor who uses herbal medication to cure vaginal odor and gave me his email, so i mail him. He told me all the things I need to do and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening after two weeks the vaginal odor that was in my body got vanished . So if you are also heart broken and also need help, you can also email him at: drogeivaherbalhome@gmail.com

Patricia Shiels said...

HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS TYPE 2 CURE
I am from Usa i was diagnosed with HSV TPYE 2 while I was pregnant .I cried for days. I was devasted and looking up info on it just made it worse. I don't know how long I have had it for. I don't know if my partner has it or if he was the one who transferred it to me. I had one outbreak while pregnant. That's how I found out I had the virus. I started taking and antiviral and took it everyday twice a day to make sure I wasn't able to get an outbreak. I debated whether I wanted to have my daughter natural or c- section. I was terrified. Stress wasn't helping my situation. I ended up having her natural and she is a beautiful healthy 2 month old baby girl. I try not to think about me having the virus because of my depression i couldn't. so I have to focus more on how to get rid of HSV TPYE 2 because i don't want anything to happen to my daughter and thank God she was born fine. i visited different hospital but they gave me list of drugs like acyclovir, Zovirax, and (valacyclovir)Valtrex without without get rid of my virus. one day i decide to surf the internet for cure so i saw a testimony total cure of HERPES by Dr. EHIAGWINA with NATURAL HERBS so i pick up the email Address: ehiagwinaherbalhome@gmail.com and contact he an hour latar he reply explain to me how am going to get the herbs and how am going to use it to cure my viruse i give a try believe me it work perfectly i used it within seven days now am tested negative i'm free from the viruse thanks Doc. for so many passing through this contact Dr. EHIAGWINA to help you get rid of the virus. here is his email address: ehiagwinaherbalhome@gmail.com you can also call or add him on whatspp +2348162084504 He can as well cure so many diseases like...........
1. ALS
2. HPV
3. SHINGLES
4. CANCER
5. HIV/AIDS
6. BREAST AND PENIS ENLARGEMENT and others diseases i can't remember now.Thanks Doc am so happy today

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